yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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