well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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