Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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