The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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