there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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