Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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