should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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