Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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