what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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