He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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