just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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