so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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