No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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