I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He did a backflip because drugs
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