3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she told me i tasted like america
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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