this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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