did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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