Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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