put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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