margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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