Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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