you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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