I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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