3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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