Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i need some magic done to my vagina
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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