Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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