If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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