thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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