C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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