the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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