Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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