Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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