ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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