Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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