Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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