Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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