We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
More tranny stories later!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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