it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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