end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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