I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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