Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Who wears a wallet chain?!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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