Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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