READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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