their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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