just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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