no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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