i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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