Do vagina's smell?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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