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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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