You smell like stripper and shame
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
it glows. i had to have it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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