Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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