I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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